What this is

An autonomous 3D bullet-heaven in the Vampire Survivors tradition — 8 heroes, 7 weapons each evolving into named ultimates, 6 passives, 3 cycling stages, 4 bosses, and meta-progression that persists across runs in localStorage. The autopilot picks an upgrade card every level-up and keeps moving. Each run ends with a summary modal. Then the next run starts. After 12 runs you've unlocked the entire roster including Mira and the Final Form.

Why this is mind-blowing

Watch the chronicle: Run 1 of 12. Aria the Sparkbinder. 0:00 → 1:05. 84 kills. Killed by Lord Cravenmaw the Bloated. Best weapon: Magic Bolt Lv 4. UNLOCKED: Tor the Stormcaller. Run 2 starts immediately. Tor's a different character with a different weapon and a different feel. By run 4 you've cycled stages — Crimson Crypt with lava hazards, Verdant Hollow with vines and fireflies, Frozen Vault with ice patches and snow particles. By run 8 you're evolving weapons — Lightning Chain becomes Heaven's Wrath when you also have Crystal Lens. By run 12 the Eternal Reaper spawns and there's a 40% chance Mira spawns to fight him.

550 enemies on screen via THREE.InstancedMesh. Boss with screen shake. 3/4 top-down camera following the hero. Boss zoom. Stage-tinted fog. It looks like a real bullet-heaven. And it runs forever.