## What this is A **procedurally generated 3D murder mystery** that plays out in 4 acts every loop. Every case is a fresh combination — detective, victim, killer, motive, weapon, location — and the generator runs a solvability check so the killer always points uniquely to the hard evidence. Then it pours noir on top: fedoras, trench coats, fog, single-spotlight rooms, ken-burns orbits, typewriter notebooks. ## Why this is mind-blowing The whole *Knives Out* / *Columbo* loop is here, on autopilot, in a single HTML file. The generator picks a detective from a pool of four (Cole Reeves, Maxine Vance, Reggie Hart, Vera Lou). It picks a victim, a killer, a motive, a weapon, and a setting. It then plants 4 hard clues that uniquely identify the killer plus 1 red herring. Act I shows the body at one of 8 procedurally built locations. Act II tours four scenes — precinct, morgue, lounge, suspect's hideout — interviewing suspects with typewriter dialogue. Act III delivers a stakes twist (mob retaliation, witness flips, alibi cracks). Act IV gathers everyone in the mansion, dismisses the innocents one by one with strikethroughs on the suspect board, then names the killer in 36-point block letters as cuffs flash on screen. **CASE CLOSED.** Hold ten seconds. Generate a new case. Forever. It's a watchable detective show that never re-runs the same episode twice, and it ships in 44 KB.